Talk To The Snail
Stephen Clarke

The only book you'll need if you want to understand what the French really think, how to get on with them and, most importantly, how to get the best out of them. With useful sections on : making sure you get served in a café; harassing French estate agents; living with bacteria; pronouncing French swear-words; surviving the French driving experience; falling in amour, Paris-style and beaucoup, beaucoup more!